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• Limited Edition 12" Vinyl

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  Classic black LP. Jacket and inner sleeve illustrated by Valin Mattheis. Limited to 100 copies.
  
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• Limited Edition Cassette

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  Cassette edition of Kill Your Servants Quietly. Limited to 30 Gold Cassettes, 30 Burgundy Cassettes.
  
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• Limited Edition CD

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  Kill Your Servants Quietly, in CD form! Perfect for your 2003 Toyota Camry.
  
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• Fallen Angels T-Shirt, Cool Person Edition

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  Cool-looking t-shirt. Grants wearer the ability to cancel plans that involve a business casual dress code, even at the last minute.
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• Fallen Angel T-Shirt, Heavy Metal Edition

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  Cool-looking t-shirt. Grants wearer the ability to cut the sleeves off the shirt before attending a heavy metal concert.
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• Test Cassette

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  Kill Your Servants Quietly TEST DUB, for the high-level Discogs album-flipping cassette collector. SHIPS IMMEDIATELY, INCLUDES LEAKABLE DOWNLOAD OF FULL ALBUM UPON REQUEST.
  
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• I AM THE FIRST

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  Kill Your Servants Quietly on a 12" LP for ONE DOLLAR (plus postage) because you got here first.
  
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• Limited Edition 12" Vinyl EARLY BIRD

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  Early Bird price for Limited Edition 12" LP in classic black. First ten pre-orders get this price. LIMIT ONE PER CUSTOMER.
  
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• Pre-Opened CD

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  We love unboxing stuff. We'll give a discount to the first five people who are okay with us opening your CD for you and probably filming an unboxing video with it. Limit one per customer.
  
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• Wizard Ripper Raglan

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  We just wanted Witch Ripper shirts so we had Brian from Witch Ripper do a shirt design for us. Here it is! We hope you love it . Perfect for wearing to Witch Ripper shows.
  
  Larger sizes may be available upon request; Raglans get expensive in really big sizes we we'll have to check availability.
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• Limited Edition Cassette MYSTERY COLOR

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  Don't care which color your cassette is? Save yourself a few bucks and let us pick for you. Limit one per customer; You will be sent a Limited Edition Cassette in either Burgundy or Gold, our choice.
  
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• Full Digital Discography Full Digital Discography

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